Planning for Gazelle Intensity in 2018

Okay, I'm not sure how gazelle intense we are at this point, but I do know that I'm getting truly mad at our debt. Mad about our lack of progress. Mad about how it's holding us back from starting a family. Mad about how it's trapping me in jobs I despise. Mad about still paying Navient for a degree I can't use.

Debt is slavery. It really is.

The only thing I really care about in 2018 is getting rid of as much debt as we can. I'm going to turn 29 in a couple of weeks, and I'm tired of squandering my good days working my tail off to pay for stupid decisions I made years ago.

So yeah. I'm getting mad, and I'm getting fired up about tackling this thing in 2018. I spent some time playing around in Excel to create new debt snowball tracker sheets for the year.

I made enough to track for 12 months. As you can see, they're simple. An even more consolidated version of my old snowball tracker sheets.

You might notice that there's a new starting balance date: January 2018. I'm done comparing our current balances to where we were when we first discovered Dave Ramsey back in 2015. I'm DONE. No more comparisons that end up getting me all mopey about moving backward and junk. No. As soon as our $1000 emergency fund is replenished this month, we restart Baby Step Two, and I'm wiping the slate clean.

I'm pretending this is our first go-around. Our first approach to Baby Step Two. I logged into our accounts and got the freshest, most up-to-date balances today, January 1, and that's where we're starting:

Another change you might catch is that there is no longer "Matt Navient" and "Jen Navient" on the list. It is now simply "Navient." I've recently discovered that viewing his student loan debt and my student loan debt only creates division and, admittedly, resentment. So no more his and hers when it comes to student loans. We both owe money to Navient for our four-year degrees, and we're married to each other. It's our Navient debt. One lump sum.

And what an overwhelmingly large lump sum it is.

So large, in fact, that I'm honestly considering breaking Baby Step 2 down into Baby Step 2A and 2B. 2A: Consumer Debt, 2B: Student Loans. Seeing how our Navient and Mohela balances only increase each month as we pay minimum payments is sickening, discouraging, frustrating, and infuriating, and we don't need to worry about that right now. I still want to keep running totals on our sheet, but with this in mind, I created a second snowball tracker specifically for Baby Step 2A. 

A bullet journal.

I got this amazing planner for Christmas. It contains monthly and weekly calendars, of course, but in the back, it also has to-do lists, not-to-do lists, a bucket list, a budget tracker, and graph paper for bullet journaling. 

I used these wonderful Micron archival ink pens that I got on Amazon a while back for Bible journaling because they don't bleed through thin paper. Using templates from places like Debt Free Panda and Debt Free in Sunny CA for inspiration, I created this:

Every time we put $100 toward debt, I'll fill in a square. 

I'm excited. It should be almost as fun as the little paper chains I used to make as a kid to countdown to Christmas. 

In related news, I'm going to try a No-Spend Challenge this month. It's gonna be somewhat sad considering it's my birthday month, because this means 1) no dining out, 2) no coffee shops, 3) no new-to-me clothes, 4) no decorative knickknacks, 5) no anything that is not groceries, fuel, or medical necessity. 

The plan is to allocate all the money we would have normally budgeted into these cash categories straight to the Chase card for our first snowball payment. 

To make our payment even larger, I also plan to use my Christmas gifts:

I received a total of $247 in cash for Christmas (The random $7 came from an envelope game we played at my in-laws). Matt also received $250ish, but what he does with his Christmas gift money is his own business. Personally, I'm struggling to decide how much of my Christmas money I should set aside for my own use and how much I want to send straight to Chase.

Part of me is sooo stinking mad at our debt and soooooooo anxious to be free from these shackles and start living life that I want to give it all to Chase immediately. But another part is going, you haven't had a haircut in months and your socks have holes in them. And yet another part says, just treat yo' self, you deserve it, YOLO.

I'm not 100% sure how I'll break it down yet, but I do know that the greatest fraction will be going to Chase.

I also got a few gift cards for Christmas:

My employer gifted me a $10 Walmart gift card; a bit insulting, but still appreciated (and better than the cellophane bag of peppermints I got at the nursing home in Missouri). I received a $25 Amazon card from my in-laws and a $15 Whole Foods card from Matt. We also returned several unwanted Christmas gifts with labels indicating they came from Walmart and received $27 in Walmart credit (they'll take pretty much anything back without a receipt, and we needed money for groceries more than we needed stuff).

The plan for this month involves taking our $37 in Walmart credit to get groceries from there (though I successfully avoided shopping at Walmart for an entire year last year). Between the Walmart gift cards and the plentiful Walmart Ibotta rebates, we should really stretch our grocery budget and help our No-Spend Month. 

I'm going to hang on to my Amazon and Whole Foods cards while I think of things I'm needing the most. I know I want to do a lot of outdoor work and gardening this spring, so I might get some gardening boots on Amazon. Not sure yet. The point is, I'm trying to be very intentional with my purchases. 

I am just so ready to get on this. I did some calculating and determined that we could have our credit cards paid off by August if we could scrounge up at least $800 extra each month. That's a lot of money, but we usually have an extra $500 or $600 monthly that somehow disappears (disappears to restaurants). But Murphy aside, $800 shouldn't be too much of a stretch. Picking up side jobs, working extra shifts, selling things. I have to stop myself from thinking, What Christmas gifts can I sell? Next year, cash and Aldi gift cards only, pleeeeeease. 

Gazelle intense, for sure.